There are those emotional rollercoasters nobody asks for, but everyone jumps on. Well, TikTok’s #WeListenAndWeDontJudge trend is such a viral challenge. Users post confessions, embarrassing moments, or deep, unfiltered thoughts, hoping for validation with zero judgment.

How often have we seen someone confess their most cringe-worthy moments only to get blasted in the comments? It’s as if the TikTok gods say, “Sure, we’ll listen, but we’ll definitely judge.” Still, this trend is a weirdly comforting reminder that, at least for a second, someone’s paying attention to your mess.

Spoiler alert: What lies in this trend is less about listening and more about ruthless judgments delivered silently by facial expressions.

“Sometimes I pretend to fix something downstairs so that I can play video games and have space.”

Sometimes, the idea of “fixing” something around the house is a cover-up for the ultimate escape. It’s not that the sink’s broken or the fuse is blown; it’s about claiming that sacred “me time.”

The second the door shuts behind him, the controller is in hand, and the world of peace and pixels opens up. Sure, he might get caught eventually, but hey, it’s a small price to pay for some uninterrupted gaming bliss. After all, isn’t personal space as important as fixing leaks?

“Sometimes I tell you I have to run errands, but I’m actually eating Chick-fil-A in my car and shopping.”

Ah, the classic “errands” routine—nothing says self-care like slipping away for some guilt-free fast food and retail therapy. It’s not about the groceries or the to-do list; it’s about finding those precious moments of solitude.

One’s unbothered by any chores or “where’s this, where’s that” demands. After all, who wouldn’t trade a few hours of peace for a spicy chicken sandwich and some mindless browsing? As long as the groceries still make it home, what’s the harm?

“She casually invited all three guys she was dating to help her move.”

Helping someone move is a classic test of how much you really like them. But imagine being the guy who’s only known her for a few days, thinking you’re stepping up… only to find out you’re not the only one on the job.

Three guys, all unknowingly competing for the title of “best mover,” but also, maybe, a date? The friend casually invited everyone she was seeing to pitch in, turning moving day into an unexpected group date. Talk about multitasking!

“Boyfriend cleverly sabotaged the laundry to avoid folding it—by pouring water on it.”

Laundry day: the ultimate test of commitment. But instead of facing the task head-on, he decided to pull off the perfect escape maneuver. When asked to fold the laundry, he poured water on it. His plan? Simple—make it “too wet” to fold.

The problem? It’s a bold, lazy, and downright crafty move. If he’s this creative about avoiding chores, imagine what other tricks he could pull in the future. At least he’s got the art of procrastination down, but he’ll have to do better than a soggy shirt next time to dodge responsibility!

“My wife casually inflates prices by 30% when I ask about her shopping spree.”

It’s a classic move in any relationship: when the husband asks how much the new pair of shoes cost, the wife offers a slight “discount”—like 30% off the real price. Why? Sometimes ignorance is bliss, and the truth is, some things are easier when he thinks she snagged a deal.

It’s not about hiding the cost; it’s about keeping peace while indulging in some retail therapy. If he doesn’t notice the extra zero, why spoil the fun? After all, a happy shopper is a quiet shopper.